First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
