I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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