Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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