She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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