We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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