was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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