Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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