just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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