If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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