Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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