i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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