You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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