ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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