haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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