I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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