Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
