Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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