I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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