just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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