i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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