Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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