"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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