Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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