thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
