you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
