So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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