So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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