its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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