I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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