What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
3 2 1 whiskey
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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