fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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