i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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