shes about as inviting as chlamydia
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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