New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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