just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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