you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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