i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Houston, we have a squirter
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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