i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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