I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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