Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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