quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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