she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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