Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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