**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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