can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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