overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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