he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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