Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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