OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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