Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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