Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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