did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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