its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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